The Indifferent Monkey

Poseidon: "What are you looking at? You see this finger? This finger has raised the fury of the waves and smashed heroes. I think that mortal Homer had it about right when he said:

With that he rammed the clouds together--both hands
clutching his trident--churned the waves into chaos, whipping
all the gales from every quarter, shrouding over in thunderheads
the earth and sea at once--and night swept down from the sky--
East and South Winds clashed and the raging West and North,
sprung from the heavens, roiled heaving breakers up--
and Odysseus' knees quaked, his spirit too;
numb with fear he spoke to his own great heart:
'Wretched man--what becomes of me now, at last?'

So you best check yourself before you get in my face, son."

The Indifferent Monkey: "..........."

Artemis: "Zeus on a cracker--give it a rest, Poseidon."