Recap, I
For this recipe you will need:-1 (one) evening of boredom
-1 (one) evil-ex™ girlfriend, vintage 1999 or before
-1 (one) edited-for-TV version of Batman Returns, playing
-1 (one) caramel-colored bicycle laborer (Pooh hereafter),
-1 (one) Indifferent Monkey (TIM hereafter). Substitutions not recommended.
First, prepare bored evening and put aside, covered, until set. Add Pooh, TIM, and evil-ex™ in small increments to a shallow bowl, stirring until well-mixed. Add mixture to bored evening. Chill before serving (Pooh's unheated house is ideal, but a front porch would also serve). Garnish with inane smalltalk, uncomfortable silences, feigned interest in stupid movie, and lemon wedges.
posted by The Indifferent Monkey @ 11:15 AM
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